Yargs be a node.js library fer hearties tryin' ter parse optstrings against
their will where even the boo box be not enough to coerce them. This here
module is fer scallywags lookin' ter plunder all the sunken -shipz of their
--treasures thru program usage but be tired of optstrings disincling to
acquiesce to yer requests.

With yargs, ye be havin' a map that leads straight to yer treasure! Treasure of
course, being a simple option hash.