I've been writing the equivalent of this module at the top of my code for
about a year now. I figured it was time to make it shorter.

Things like the importer in 'use Moose' don't help me because they turn
warnings on but don't make them fatal - which from my point of view is
useless because I want an exception to tell me my code isn't warnings
clean.

Any time I see a warning from my code, that indicates a mistake.